MORDY lahasky
Firstly, Mordy has always felt comfortable talking about himself in the third person. Mordy finds it uninhibiting and comforting in a strange sort of way. Mordy is happy to reprise his role as the shortest guy in the class which he performed with great dignity during his 12 years of Hebrew School. Of course there were a few exceptions but Mordy is not comfortable discussing them now and possibly ever. As a condition for being let into the group Mordy has promised not to use profanity unless absolutely called for, or someone else does it first, as it is the lowest form of humor (just under not at all funny). Lastly, Mordy would like to thank Mordy for writing his bio, Thank You Mordy.