THE HEBREW SCHOOL DROPOUTS Find out what all the kids are saying during recess!
"When you're in the mood for some laughs, a performance by The Hebrew School Dropouts is much more fun than spending your Saturday night studying for the S.A.T.'s!"
Rebecca, Social Work Student and Jewish Professional
New York, NY
"If only the Israelites had this type of entertainment in the desert,
forty years would have flown by in the blink of a hilarious eye."
Student and High School Tutor
"The Hebrew School Dropouts were so funny that when I got a call during the last sketch of the night from my landlord that my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle lava lamp had caught fire and that my dog, Sammy, had burned to death while trying to claw his way out of the death-chamber of smoke that was once my apartment, I didn't even cry until I got to the Motel 8."
"[Insert group name here] is so funny, last time i saw them i squirted
manischevitz out of my nose-- and i wasn't even drinking any!!!"
"Very funny!!! How do you they remember all
"Hebrew School Dropouts-- they aint't just improv. They the mother-f@#&^%-n' Baruch Hashem movement!"
Not convinced by what you've read?
Don't take their word for it... take ours.
"Um.. yeah. I mean we're pretty good... I like us. I guess it's a matter of taste, though. That is, if you have it, you'll like it...
Wait, no, that quote was far too 'shticky.' Can we start over?"